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[hythlodaeus]

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"Oh? Yes, how can I help you?"

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text; 12/26

[trampire]

So, I heard through the proVerbial spherical fruit string that you'Ve Wares of a particular seedy nature.
Is this true?

[hythlodaeus]

I've various items that fill that description! Including literal seeds. You may peruse my wares in person if you desire it.

However, I also have a non-physical shop front on Gravlr. You merely need to provide a mailing address.

[trampire]

[Okay. There's a lot there to unpack. First: the text is teal. But not the right kind of teal, but close enough for a moment he's almost fooled into thinking he asked a teal blood about drugs.

Second: didn't Steven say Gravlr was for—

Wait.

Is this man a whore?]

I think it'd be best if I saW your Wares in person. After all, can't check quality oVer the internet.
So, do you haVe a physical shop, or do you just meet someWhere randomly for the exchange?

[hythlodaeus]

You may visit my abode in Goldenrod betwixt the the hours of six in the morning and five in the evening. If an irritable younger man or an irritable older man answer the door, merely ask for Hythlo.

[ He then sends the address. ]

What were you looking for in particular?

[trampire]

I'll keep that in mind.
Your recreational substances in particular, nothing to do With your GraVlr.
Well, not in terms of paying for anything pertaining to that, but We can Worry about that later.

[hythlodaeus]

My profile is merely a storefront now. You needn't pay any mind to the additional promotional images.

They are merely for scale.

[trampire]

[...Now he has to check. For curiosity's sake, and...

...

Well.]

WoW. Aren't you impressiVe? Or I assume, so.
Can't say I haVe much experience With all that. Not that I'm against gaining some.
But, What exactly are you selling through your GraVlr? Pailing, or drugs?
Both?

[hythlodaeus]

[ Being so behind in The Modern Parlance, he was used to inferring meaning from unfamiliar phrasing.]

There won't be any need to clean up. I am a fully committed man, however I find it difficult to remove images declared as art by others.

Therefore, they serve only an auxiliary purpose now.

That is to say, drugs are the only thing I can sell you. Unless you have an interest in overstocked erotic puppets: I have quite the surplus of those.

[trampire]

Yeah, as I said, I Wasn't interested in buying THAT from you, I don't pay for that sort of thing.
My question Was entirely academic in purpose.
But, if that committed relationship doesn't Work out, I'm sure We could Work something out. So keep that in your pan.
AnyWay, I'll catch you in the coming Week, Hythlo.