“Well, we had a a little disagreement about... well, several things. But mostly about oral sex and coffee. His stance on either is neither. For all that this world is filled with strange people, he is the strangest!”

Pot and kettle, of course, but. Anyway. Hythlodaeus returns and sits next to Steven on the floor with two slices of pie and two glasses of coffee.

“Worse, Hades has most certainly gone down on him.”