I suppose I could have gleaned much of that in retrospect, but ever do I love to hear you talk and put these things together. I would hate to deprive myself of the pleasure otherwise. [he sighs, taking up a cupped handful of water to wet his hair.]

Very well, I shall rethink my approach. Or rather, regress to a previous approach. It was far more successful.

[Which, hilariously, was neither in person nor included much in the way of words. When they had spoken over text... and after that scuffle on the chalkboard...]

Ah. I must ask, might you know the source or nature of his aversion to the color green?