I thought you might not braid my hair so tenderly if I told you what it was for.

[He gives him a wide, bastardly grin as he finishes trimming his pubic hair into the trash.]

Thank you for answering the door. Full glad am I that you approve of my choice in partners. I can always take him to the other side of the house, if you like.

[He gives him a sweet, flirty look as he steps into the bedroom.]

Help me dress, and I shall be out of your hair 'til dinnertime.