Well...

[He pauses a moment to mull that over. He knows that Dirk was one of two humans left alive during his world's apocalypse, and that he did not exactly have the means to live a normal domestic life because of it. It's all very...sad.

Though, to the question of Dirk's growing, he just levels a flat look at Hythlodaeus. Has he not told him already that he's a man grown? Mortals can be terribly small, it's just something he's gonna have to accept!

Hades doesn't even really get the chance to answer before Alepou hops out of his lap and dashes off. He's left staring after the fox, only to see it return a moment later with Hades' leather wallet in his mouth, slinking in like the little criminal he is. Dropping it at Hythlodaeus' feet before sitting very pretty while he waits for his due.

He narrows his eyes at them both.]

...Been training him, have you? Also went to the trouble of naming him, I see. Very well, 'tis not as if I cared to. But I must ask, of what need do you have for my wallet?

[He'll get back to the questions in a moment, he needs to know what this is about.]